The Barkless Doctrine Soundtrack

by David Wester

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Barkless Part 1 - All Bark, No Bite 02:57
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Barkless Part 2 - Dogiculus 03:09
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Barkless Part 3 - The Barkless March 03:38
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Barkless Part 4 - Weiner Dog 03:36
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The Barkless Doctrine's Noble End 00:35
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Welcome to The Barkless Doctrine 00:41
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THE BARKLESS DOCTRINE IS PAUSED 02:22
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The Barkless Doctrine Suite 12:42

about

The original soundtrack to the Playdate interactive novel The Barkless Doctrine by Neven Mrgan.

This collection of music was written using a heretofore and, as of this publication, unpatented method of composition, scientifically designed to maximize the listener’s cognition of the written word, increase ambition*, and facilitate turning a crank on a small handheld gaming device at up to 10 times the normal speed.

Listen** to this thrilling tour de force of mostly synthesized tomfoolery. You'll laugh and laugh until the people around you ask you to please stop laughing, as they're trying to listen too.

To experience the album in its natural environment, be sure to play The Barkless Doctrine on the Playdate console! play.date/games/the-barkless-doctrine/

*What the listener may be more motivated to do is entirely based on the deep subconscious desires of the given individual. Exhaustive studies reveal that in most cases people are more impelled to eat and sleep, but those subjects demonstrating sociopathic tendencies were incited to work harder at their jobs in the fruitless hope of earning more money; YMMV.

**Caution is advised before listening, as it may forever alter one's life (as is the case with any action one takes [but this prevalence serves only to underscore the significance of the precaution {in fact, such warnings should be more commonplace so that participants in activities may more readily apprehend the irrevocable nature of each action’s sweeping consequences upon their lives (the producers’ reason for this position being that it would reduce the number of frivolous lawsuits [we, the producers of this album, are a consortium of judges and lawyers who are tired of our time being wasted and also enjoy producing albums])}]).

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released June 1, 2023

Guitar: Ryan Crabb
Ukulele: Michael Blaine
Additional Synthesizers: Soniculus

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David Wester Portland, Oregon

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